How to be a jerk

Being a jerk is every persons dream. This funny how to cartoon guide gives you the top three ways to become a first class jerk.

Although this cartoon how to guide is funny, it is based on real research, made by real researchers at a real bar with lots of real beer. There was many other ways to be a jerk, that day (the day the research was made) but these three made it to the top three.

So just follow the how to instructions and you can be a jerk in every situation. Please leave a reply on your experiences - you jerk!

Flowchart how to become a dictator

This flowchart is a perfect way to get to the top of any government as an dictator. Follow the flowchart and presto you have your own little kingdom to do what ever you want with.

How to convince people that you are not a zombie

It is important to remember, that zombies are people too - people with an extreme case of party attitude. This how to guide gives you some pointers on how to adress zombies without hurting there feelings, and not

How to brohoof

Brohoof is a funny new and cool way to high-five your friends. Professor in friendology from the university of Ponyville, R.D. Ash has made a remarkable discovery, when it comes to making friends fast and effective.

When you really want to connect with a new friend and become brothers, Dr. Ash has discovered that this

How to be swag

Everyone needs to be swag or they just won't cut it in the society of today. We are giving you a three-step guide on how to be swag, so you can dress to impress.

1. First off all you need something on your head. A cap is okay, if you remember to wear it sideways like Justin Bieber, but to really outswag your fellow swag’s you must be inventive and get something on your head that they would never think about. Open your fridge and get inspired - better yet, get frozen chicken on your head. You are so swag man!

2. It is important to remember that swag originates from the Scottish slang “swagger”, which describes the swaying motion when Scots walk. You need to contact the “Ministry of silly walks” or use their Walk generator, to find your own unique swag way to walk.

3. You have to talk swag. Swag means “Secretly we are gay”. It is important to focus on the word “we” as you cannot be swag, when you are alone. Join a group to become swag.

How to be funny

How to be funny? Is a difficult question to answer, but all of us needs to be funny - fun is what makes the world go round. The funny humour specialist Marvin Grey have travelled all over the planet and interviewed several of the most funny people in the world, in the hope to uncover what it takes to be funny.

To make this how to guide on how to be funny, we have convinced Marvin Grey to share his knowledgeabout humour. Mr. Grey says that he is often asked whether or not we have a funny bone. “People are surprised when I tell them, that there is indeed a funny bone in the human body.” Grey says. “It is not actually made of bone, but it consists of cartilage, and it can vary in size from person to person.”

The top three things to be aware of, when you want to tickle the funny bone of other people is: