How to convince people that you are not a zombie

It is important to remember, that zombies are people too - people with an extreme case of party attitude. This how to guide gives you some pointers on how to adress zombies without hurting there feelings, and not
make your "normal" friends think, you are a zombie.

So read this how to guide and follow the instructions in the cartoon, to convince people that you are not a zombie:
  
1) Recite Shakespear. Zombies simply do not do that. It is not, that they don't like Shakespear, they do, honestly... they are just not big on words.

2) Cluck like a chicken. Zombies do not cluck - Unless it is a zombie chicken or a human midget zombie you have just provoked and holding away from you with one hand on their forhead. -Again zombies a not big on words.

3) Always stay home. Zombies are social creatures and love to get close to hug and kiss you.

If you follow this funny howto guide, you will be sure to convince people that you are not a zombie. But please write a comment with your experience on this, or if you have other greate zombie how to tips. Maybee we will make more guides soon.