How to be swag

Everyone needs to be swag or they just won't cut it in the society of today. We are giving you a three-step guide on how to be swag, so you can dress to impress.

1. First off all you need something on your head. A cap is okay, if you remember to wear it sideways like Justin Bieber, but to really outswag your fellow swag’s you must be inventive and get something on your head that they would never think about. Open your fridge and get inspired - better yet, get frozen chicken on your head. You are so swag man!

2. It is important to remember that swag originates from the Scottish slang “swagger”, which describes the swaying motion when Scots walk. You need to contact the “Ministry of silly walks” or use their Walk generator, to find your own unique swag way to walk.

3. You have to talk swag. Swag means “Secretly we are gay”. It is important to focus on the word “we” as you cannot be swag, when you are alone. Join a group to become swag.
It is also important to focus on the word “secretly”. You can under no circumstances tell someone that you are swag!

To sum up the three tips in this guide: You have to walk around in a silly way with a chicken on your head, be in a group, talk funny and never say the word swag.